In the news

There is so much going on in the news these days that I am having a little trouble figuring out what I can add that has not already been stated in a more eloquent/informative/funny way.  So I decide to wrap it all up in one rhyming verse.

There's a lot going on in our world today
Wikileaks and tax cuts and don't ask if they're gay
No pentagon papers will go unread
Bill O'Reilly demands somebody's head
Dick Cheney is charged with bribing
Pot growers are prescribing
Not surprisingly, Hillary Clinton is spying
quite sadly, Aretha Franklin is dying
Net neutrality is under attack
Cleveland wishes they had LeBron back
Body scans and pat downs and x-rays oh my
The things we must do if we want to fly
Musicians seeking Grammys found out who was nominated
After tallying the totals, Eminem dominated
North Korea is flexing it's power
China is hoping we cower
John Boehner is a malcontent
Qatar gets soccer's main event
Those are the stories going on today
I hope you enjoyed my rhyming replay